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It's a bit daft when you're one weird fact about yourself splits the room in half. You either hate me or you love me. That was my experience.
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So I chose something different next time. Thanks for the invite.
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I would like to acknowledge that we are on Aboriginal ground. I'm probably going to pronounce this wrong, is it Yuganbi?
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The traditional country of the Yuganbi people. Okay, nods from the organizers. That's good.
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I acknowledge the traditional owners, past and present, and those who have been custodians of this country for time immemorial.
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I really appreciate the invite, and it's quite a privilege to be here.
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This is bigger than I thought it was going to be, and I can confess that I don't really have a technical background.
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So I might just confess that I have no idea what I'm doing up here or why I've been invited.
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Looking over the program, I caught the tail end of that rather beautiful Shakespearean piece.
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It's a bit intimidating to figure out what kind of stuff I could say that would actually add value.
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So I'm just going to try and do my best.
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A little bit about me: politics is in my blood.
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I've also been asked to give a non-partisan talk, so I'm not going to take a swipe at other people or promote some weird green agenda.
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It'll be subliminal, so see if you can spot it.
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We will have a Q&A after my talk, during which I'll ask you questions.
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My background is in graphic design, and I did not get into politics at all until my late 20s.
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In the mid-1990s, I remember exactly the moment I stopped dead in a shopping center in suburban Perth.
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In the showroom of a computer shop was a terminal set up just inside the store, and there was a web browser.
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It was the first time I had seen it, and there was a picture hanging in space that someone on the other side of the world had posted.
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I can vividly remember thinking this changes everything. That person could have been anybody; the person could have been me.
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I started a little web development business in the mid-1990s with some mates.
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What it meant back then was kind of handwriting HTML.
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I tried to teach myself Perl for about 15 minutes, and it gave me a nosebleed.
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That's as far as I've ever got to being in your world.
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At that time, I figured I would stick to Photoshop.
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I love these tools, and I respect how they’re made greatly.
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But I have absolutely no aptitude and no idea how it is done in a deep way.
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Although I have great respect for what all of you do, the way you do it is completely incomprehensible to me.
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One of the nice things about being invited to events like this is that it forces you to learn a little bit.
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So I'm not completely irrelevant. I’ve had to learn a bit about your language.
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It appears that it’s been written by some Zen monk, which is really cool.
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Some stuff about happiness: are you all really happy? Is it working? That's amazing!
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I suspect what we share in common, above and beyond politics, is a love of the medium itself.
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That moment, that flash of light when I saw that thing that someone on the other side of the world had put there, is something that we have all experienced.
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That’s where I was mostly going to dwell until the folks down front told me to shut up.
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The last thing holding you back from beer? Thanks a lot!
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By coincidence, this is the second open-source gig that I've done this week.
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I spoke at DrupalGov in Canberra.
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Is anybody here who was at DrupalGov in Canberra? None? So I can basically recycle the entire talk.
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That’s awesome! I can shortcut a bit; it was just an expression of love for the open-source community.
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We use your work every single day.
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The thing I noticed at the Drupal thing was that particular body of work has opened the doors of the federal government to the open-source community.
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Not as some kind of charity case, but actually to design better stuff.
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You get better and more robust stuff.
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It took a little while because we've been using Drupal platforms since the work choices campaign in the mid-2000s.
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I was reading about how developers in the United States are banging their heads against the walls.
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Everything is so intensely corporatized that the open-source communities have found it difficult to get their foot in the door.
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It's nice to see some digital literacy at senior political levels.
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It’s good that this whole innovation thing is happening.
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I hope they mean it.
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It is nice to have some people with technical literacy in more senior political positions.
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I think Malcolm Turnbull taking the digital transformation office into the Prime Minister's Department is good.
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They've made good hires, set good priorities, and there's interesting work being done.
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So it's not all doom and gloom.
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I just think it's nice to have somebody in that office who doesn't hate technology.
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When I was thinking about what to title my talk, I thought I would call it "Off the Rails".
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No one would ever have thought of something like that at a Ruby conference.
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Then I added a melodramatic byline: 'How they broke the Internet.'